Allisonom

allison.

17. arizona.

coolest bitch on the block

brand new & lana del rey

and most of the time i act like some kind of animal.

blockchiken:

vanguard-of-courage:

blockchiken:

vinny-licious:

blockchiken:

alora-witch:

reeses-peixes:

prettyflyforaredspy:

raceagainstelegance:

suyedah:

a wallet that will never be stolen from your purse

omg

omfg

oh

that’s fucking brilliant

how, by putting a dollar in gift wrap?

"gift wrap"

i don’t get it

it’s not gift wrap

then what is it?


Nobody tell them
blvckgoldenn:

http://instagram.com/_badgyal_
rennymoon6:

tidal—wavve:

SHOTS FIRED

unlimitedgoats:

luxvriously:

My anaconda will consider it

My anaconda has, upon review of the information presented with it’s partners, decided that it, in fact, does not. My anaconda apologizes for any inconvenience this may cause and thanks you for your time.

189,860 notes

gaypee:

"i’m hungry"
"you just ate"
image

327,914 notes

diminnuendo:

c2ndy2c1d:

vidreebro:

HE HAS FUCKIN SHOWER CAPS ON HIS MUSTACHE

what kind of terrible joke is this?


ARE WE GONNA IGNORE THE FISH NIGELS?

sadsk8r:

doctors: why are all your bones broken
me: totally gnarly kick flip
doctors: fucking savage bro

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streeter:

I’m glad the portrait of Ben Franklin stayed the same on the new $100 bill. There’s something about his slight, tight frown, the paternal hint of disappointment in his eyes and those pursed, sealed lips that seem to say, “I don’t approve of what you’re doing, but I can’t stop you from rolling this banknote into a straw and ripping a fat rail of white lightning in the Buffalo Wild Wings handicapped bathroom stall, you goddamn beautiful disaster.”