Allisonom

allison.

17. arizona.

coolest bitch on the block

brand new & lana del rey

and most of the time i act like some kind of animal.

rogerina:

i’ll see you in heck

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humansinthesky:

talking to a hot boy’s parents like, “I’m a big fan of your work”

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alekshdfilms:

one time i forced my mom to play pokemon for at least half an hour and all she did was catch a butterfree and name it lowfat

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  • teachers on the first class : take out your note book
  • me : chill

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upgraders:

my friend did a psychology class in high school and came to my house and diagnosed my cat with depression 

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proctalgia:

i love when dogs sigh. its like, hey bud, long day at the office?

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xiggymatsu:

it’s all in the joints

my-h-e-a-r-t-s-not-in-it:

hey sorry im late i didnt want to come

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